cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights Sora
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sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

zahcharie:

kaalashnikov:

simple guide

I’ve never been this sexually attracted to hair

zahcharie:

kaalashnikov:

simple guide

I’ve never been this sexually attracted to hair

kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

captainzappy:

Playboy Striders
Dirk - SweetieTart
Dave - haxbymark

captainzappy:

Playboy Striders

Dirk - SweetieTart

Dave - haxbymark

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

simsbent:

some random girl asked karkat out and he’s already scaring her by ranting about grilled cheese????

simsbent:

some random girl asked karkat out and he’s already scaring her by ranting about grilled cheese????

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

dollorosa:

"don’t give up on time travel so quickly, dave!"

dollorosa:

"don’t give up on time travel so quickly, dave!"

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

smile-tohidethe-tears:

herekumsfaberrittana:

Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist

Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist

Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic

Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic

Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist

Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you